Das Reaktör Lives!

Like a phoenix rising from the flames of oppression, Das Reaktör is back, now with 50% less carbs!

This poorly constructed website chronicles the controversy surrounding Das Reaktör. Now this site is intended as a satire. This is a big word with which many people apparently are not familiar, so I have provided this link. Before anyone continues, they must agree to the following:

• I am in no way affiliated with the Oregon State University Administration, Faculty, Staff, or any other group looking to cause trouble.

• I don’t think this page is a real publication of OSU (If you do think this, my friend will come over and hit you on the head with a tack hammer, because you are a retard.)

• I can take a joke.

• I am not now messing with nor I have I ever messed with Texas.

• I am in able enough physical condition to withstand intense sarcasm.

• I will not print the following pages (or anything else that might inspire independent thought) on OSU printers.

If you agree to the preceding conditions, click here. If not, may whatever god you believe in have mercy upon your soul.